Every elementary school kid ever. is an American individual who was reported to have the nasty venereal sexually transmitted disease of Scabies. The posted report states: They actually didnÕt have it on the list of diseases but for sure the struggle is real with this horrible disease. ItÕs name is cooties. Every boy in every elementary school across the world has it. Just ask any girl. Parents hide your children from this horrid disease because life will suck if you get it and then youÕre gonna die.